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Episode 01

I Fuckin' Miss Cory and Trevor

Original Airdate: April 08, 2007  

The boys are smoking out of bongs now! It's about time! Ricky and Bubbles try to make a buck by selling stolen meat from a grocery store. Cory and Trevor have left the park, and have been committed to a mental institution. Lucy has gotten knocked up, and Julian is delivering pizzas. Ray is the trailer park supervisor. Ricky and Bubbles run into some trouble during one of the "meat runs" that leaves Bubbles shivering between a rock and a hard spot praising the warming qualities of bread.

 

Episode 02

I Banged Lucy and Knocked Her Up... No Big Deal

Original Airdate: April 15, 2007  

J-Roc is setting up a crime syndicate at the airport which includes stealing luggage, then selling the contents at a store back in Sunnyvale Trailer Park. Julian gets recruited to help out with the luggage ring... More is learned about Lucy's pregnancy, including the amazing (or not so amazing) fact that Ricky is not the father of the child. It seems Lucy is as big a whore as my ex-wife!

 

Episode 03

Three Good Men are Dead

Original Airdate: April 22, 2007  

The boys try and help Lahey when his colleagues on the force turn against him for not filing search warrants against Julian and J-Roc. Phil Collins and Randy start making plans to open the "Dirty Burger". Ray makes a plan to get back on the road as a truck driver, which includes tricking Officers George Green and Ted Johnson into police brutality for deleting Ray's drinking and driving records so he can get his rig license back. We see a side to the officers we have never seen before. Bubbles and Ray have some plans to move some shopping carts and makes some quick cash.

 

Episode 04

Friends of the Road

Original Airdate: April 29, 2007  

Ray, now legal to drive a rig again, and Bubbles head to Maine to recycle shopping carts and to attend the model trail convention where they can meet heavy metal singer Sebastian Bach, but Ray gets busted picking up a prostitute. Ricky and Julian have to travel into the U.S. to pick up Bubbles. While waiting for the boys, Bubbles suffers a mental breakdown, so the boys take him to the train show, where he ends up stealing the #1 model train in the world, The Swayze Express. They meet Sebastian Bach, who is looking for good dope and he gives them his number.

 

Episode 05

The Mustard Tiger

Original Airdate: May 06, 2007  

The boys find out Sebastian Bach wants to buy a lot of dope, and they need to figure out a way to smuggle the dope across the U.S. / Canada border to get it to him. Julian comes up with a plan to use Patrick Swayzie's "The Swayze Express" that Bubbles stole from the train show to move the goods. The boys enlist the help of Jacob and his two friends to scout out a location on the border in the forest to lay the track down. However, when Jacob and the two goons go missing, the boys have to figure out what went wrong.

 

Episode 06

We Can't Call People Without Wings Angels So We Call Them Friends

Original Airdate: May 13, 2007  

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles drive to the woods to try and find Jacob and his friends, and find Julian's Monte Carlo which he had loaned to Jacob in the river. We learn that Jacob & company had escaped from the car. Through the use of flashbacks, we see all they have had to endure and learn that Ricky's dope is the only thing keeping them alive. As the boys set up camp for the night, they cook some food which Jacob & Co. smell, which reunites everyone. They also find that the track is complete even with a tunnel through a river.

 

Episode 07

Jump The Cheeseburger

Original Airdate: May 20, 2007  

Phil Collins and Randy are making the final preparations for the "Dirty Burger", and Randy is going to jump a giant cheeseburger as a publicity stunt. Jacob is sick as hell with dysentery contracted during his adventure. We find out that Sam Losco is Barb Lahey secret admirer, and she leaves the sober Lahey, which is too much for him. Final scene, we see Lahey fall off the wagon, as only Jim Lahey can.

 

Episode 08

Let The Liquor Do The Thinking

Original Airdate: May 27, 2007  

Things are getting out of control now that Lahey is drinking again. Randy is engaged to Lucy, but wants to get back with Lahey, so Jim goes after the luggage operation which Lucy is a part of and has J-Roc and the crew arrested. Bubbles is wanted by the FBI for the theft of The Swayze Express, and a sketch of him has been posted everywhere. Lahey knows what is going on and demands the train or he will take their trailers. The train is still needed for the smuggling operation, so they are fucked if they lose it.

 

Episode 09

Going Off The Rails On The Swayze Train

Original Airdate: June 03, 2007  

After trapping Lahey and Randy, it's time to begin the dope smuggling operation. Sebastian Bach had some troubles raising all the case, but has a half-million worth of cigarettes he will give them instead. Jacob is later caught by Lahey and forced to wear a wire to trap the boys. They are ducking forest rangers, Randy and Lahey, and Conky is back in the mix. Conky makes a call to the FBI, DEA, and ATF in a evil plot to bring down the boys. What else could possibly go wrong?

 

Episode 10

A Shitriver Runs Through It

Original Airdate: June 10, 2007  

Time for the exciting finale of season 7. Will the boys successfully get the dope across the border to Sebastian Bach? Will they get their cigarettes? What about Conky? Will he interfere? Will he even make it to the end of this episode without getting killed? Out in the middle of nowhere, being chased by the FBI, DEA, and ATF, plus the border patrol, and Lahey and Randy, there dramatic conclusion ends in a river on a all terrain vehicle... Who gets shot and who goes to jail and where?

 


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