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Episode 01

Give Peace A Chance

Original Airdate: April 17, 2005  

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles get out of jail thinking they are rich men even enjoying a limo ride back to the park. However, turns out Cory and Trevor double-crossed them, and fucked up big time. Not only did they get swindled out of the park by Barb, they don't have any money. After a run in with Cyrus, at a stop at Terry & Dennis's place, Julian gets some thinkins going on in his head. Cory and Trevor take out a peace bond on Ricky saying he can't go within 50 feet of them. The stage is set for an awesome season!

 

Episode 02

The Shit Puppets

Original Airdate: April 24, 2005  

Cory and Trevor start to work exclusively for Julian because of the peace bond. Julian remembering how much hash was at Terry and Dennis's place hatches a plan with Cory and Trevor to steal all of the hash. Turns out, the hash belongs to Cyrus, and he is not a happy camper. They need to come up with a hiding place for all the hash until they can find a buyer... Julian wants it all to be sold in one lump sum rather them splitting it up. How do you hide that much hash?

 

Episode 03

The Fuckin' Way She Goes

Original Airdate: May 01, 2005  

The answer to hiding a ton of hash, is to hide it right out in the open. Ray needed a driveway, so they pave a driveway out of hash... The perfect hiding place! Ray has developed an addiction to VLT's (Video Lottery Teller) and is losing money right and left, not to mention he is drinking way more then usual. After an adventure to the strip club, Ricky brings everyone back to Rays for a barbecue, with disastrous results.

 

Episode 04

You Got To Blame The Thing Up Here

Original Airdate: May 08, 2005  

Rays trailer has burned down, and he had just paid it off on a 35 year mortgage. Bubbles thinks he is responsible for the disaster. Everyone is trying to come up with different way to help Ray out, including finding his old truck sleeper at the dump. They bring it back to the park for him to sleep in. Julian does his part by scoring Ray some liquor, food, and a tent. Will Ricky admit that he is actually responsible for burning down the trailer?

 

Episode 05

Jim Lahey Is A Fuckin' Drunk And He Always Will Be

Original Airdate: May 15, 2005  

Julian and Ricky, figuring they owe Bubbles, offer to buy him something down at the sporting goods store. Bubbles settles on a model rocket, which is paid for with the fake check trick. They get the rocket back, and prepare for some space play. This episode has some funny dialog between Ricky and Bubbles about playing space, and one of my favorite lines by Lahey... "Boys, we got a complaint that someone was getting high and getting drunk in the middle of the street playing space." Will they get that rocket launched?

 

Episode 06

Don't Cross The Shitline

Original Airdate: May 22, 2005  

J-Roc is at it again, making porno movies. This time his masterpiece is going to be titled, "J-Roc's Greasy Trailer Park Girls Gone Wild". Ray is talked into starring in the flick. Ray has been faking a disability for the past few seasons, and collecting a disability check each month. During the filming, Ray is filmed walking, and when Lahey gets his hands on the tape, he has the evidence he needs to get Ray arrested for disability fraud. Will they ever get a porno filmed with out massive problems?

 

Episode 07

The Winds Of Shit

Original Airdate: May 29, 2005  

The boys have a plan to move some of the hash at the local school, but in order to do it, Ricky has to get into it. (plus he wants to make Lucy proud) When this becomes impossible, Ricky talks his way into a janitor position at the school, and the dope selling is off and rolling. While this is going on, Lahey is once again on a major liquor bender, and this time there's no end of the drinking in site. Having gotten Ray busted and arrested, he is starting to feel the winds of shit, implying bad things will happen. Who will be the next to fall?

 

Episode 08

Dressed All Over & Zesty Mordant

Original Airdate: June 05, 2005  

Julian's new scheme to move the hash involves many shopping carts from the local mall. Seeing as this is Bubbles specialty, he is volunteered to round up at least 200 carts. With a little persuasion from Julian to Randy the mall cop, Bubbles manages to round up the carts, and the boys start filling the cart handles with hash, to avoid detection by the cops. Ricky has always been a firm believer in letting kids have freedoms, which includes letting his 12 year old daughter Trinity take the shitmobile out for drives... Well, she gets busted by the cops and arrested.

 

Episode 09

I Am The Liquor

Original Airdate: June 12, 2005  

Ricky manages to bail Trinity out of jail with some smooth talking to the courts. Lahey again has fallen off the wagon, and is drunk beyond all belief, and up to no good. Lahey tricks dumbass Cory and Trevor into giving him information about the hash driveway, and he hatches a plan to really screw Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles. Julian is trying to get his trailer back from Lahey, and is not thinking clearly, and helps finance Laheys terror binge against them.

 

Episode 10

The Shit Blizzard

Original Airdate: June 19, 2005  

In the season finale, Cyrus, Terry, and Dennis are bailed out of jail by Randy using the money Lahey took from Julian for the trailer. Cyrus and the gang are pissed because they got thrown in jail because of the boys, not to mention that the boys stole all the hash from them. A huge gunfight is the final result and Ricky's bad heart gives out on him, and he has a heart attack. Things always look their worst before they get better, but things here are looking pretty bleak. With Trevor and Cory both shot, what will happen?

 


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